I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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