Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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