he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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