They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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