What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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