If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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