hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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