You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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