Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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