i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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