i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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