i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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