Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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