I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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