butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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