I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Sober January is a disaster.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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