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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.

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  i dont think thats weird i think thats fun

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird

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• (585): View more from New York

  even my farts smell like vagina

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

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  Sounds better than last semester

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.

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  My vagina agrees.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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• (323): View more from California

  well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH

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  Yes

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  O.K.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.

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• (925): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop

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• (530): View more from California

  I wish to strangle

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  whoa there darth vader

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