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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I will pee on everything he values.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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