I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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