ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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