how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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