West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My life is pants optional.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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