Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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