Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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