wrigley field is MILF paradise
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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