Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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