I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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