Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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