i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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