I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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