Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
are you so shy because you have an std?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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