god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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