Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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