I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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