i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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