In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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