One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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