And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Let's get the cat blown out
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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