dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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