you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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