I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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