ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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