Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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