You're so nebulous sometimes
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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