Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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