Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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