Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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