what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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