so that wasnt chicken after all
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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