You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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