She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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