How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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