I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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