just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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