It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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